January 27th 2010 Warefare Results
::It's Nine o'clock and the show starts off with a video that showcases the highlight's from Sunday's Rage In A Cage Pay-Per-View. Once the video has ended, we go into the usual opening video for Wednesday Night Warfare that features the ILW Superstars and Divas. As the opening video ends, we fade into our live shot inside the ILW Arena as the fans go wild and "Destiny" by Leaves' Eyes plays in the background. We then cut to a shot our announce team::
Mike Tenay: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Wednesday Night Warfare. I'm Mike Tenay and alongside me is my friend and broadcast partner, Jerry "The King" Lawler. What an epic night it was in Idaho League Wrestling this past Sunday at Rage In A Cage. Not only did we see the one night only return of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. But we also saw the crowning of not one, but three new champions.
Jerry Lawler: Indeed we did, Tenay. It certainly turned out to be a good night for the fans. As well as the lucky ones who won their matches. As for the rest of them, Sunday night was bitter sweet.
Mike Tenay: It certainly was at that, King. And rumor has it that Vince McMahon will be showing up here at some point tonight, to address what took place at Rage. But until he does, it's time we get this action-packed show under way.
::As Tenay finishes speaking, we over hear our ring announcer Jeremy Borash as he makes the introductions::
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your opening contest scheduled for one fall. Currently making his way to the ring at this time, he hails from Miami, Florida. He is "The People's Champion", The Rock!
::The fans are all on their feet, cheering as "If Ya Smell" echoes through the sold-out arena. And as The Rock makes his way out and down into the ring, the fans are going wild! After The Rock has had his time in the ring, his music dies down and he waits::
Jeremy Borash: And his opponent, hailing from Hollywood, Florida. He is, Scott Hall!
::The fans, still on their feet, turn to a less stellar reaction mixed with boos and cheers for Scott Hall. As "Marvelous Me" plays, and he makes his way out from the back and down into the ring::
The Rock vs. Scott Hall, Singles Match
The referee calls for the bell, and The Rock is on the attack. The Rock lays into Hall with stiff rights, knocking Hall down on his backside. Hall quickly gets back up, and The Rock connects with another stiff right before going for an Irish whip. Hall counters and whips The Rock into the ropes, and The Rock explodes off of them with a flying forearm smash, taking Hall back down to the canvas. The Rock waits for Hall to get up, when he does he's met with a kick to the mid-section and The Rock plants him with a DDT! The Rock with the cover, hooking the leg. One. Two. Hall kicks out! Both men get back to their feet at the same time, Rock goes to lock up with Hall, but Hall pokes him in the eye. Hall with a clothesline and goes for a quick cover. One. Two. The Rock kicks out! Hall turns and argues with the official, and The Rock flips back up onto his feet. Hall gets blasted with a spinebuster and The Rock goes for the Sharpshooter. Hall pleads with The Rock, but he doesn't listen and locks it in. The referee is checking on Hall to see if he taps. Meanwhile, The Rock lets go of the hold as The Big Show has come down to ringside and distracts The Rock. As the official comes over and deals with the interruption, Hall use's the distraction to his advantage. And when The Rock turns back around, Hall nails him with a stiff right to the ribs. The Rock goes down, and Hall puts the boots to him. Hall now begins to focus on the rib area of The Rock, stomping repeatedly on The Rock's ribs. Hall gets The Rock to his feet, gets behind him and shoves The Rock into the ropes chest-first. As The Rock bounces off of them, Hall connects with another stiff right to the rib cage. Hall does it again, but when he goes for a third, The Rock puts on the breaks, spins around and clocks Hall with a series of stiff rights. The Rock hits the ropes and comes off at Hall, Hall goes for a clothesline and misses. The Rock connects with a shoulder tackle on the return. The Rock is fired up, and Hall gets back up and is planted with "The Rock Bottom"! The Rock sets Hall up in the middle of the ring, yanks off his elbow pad and throws it to the crowd. The fans are going wild as The Rock hits the ropes, and connects with the "People's Elbow"! The Rock goes for the cover hooking the leg. The official is down to make the count. One. Two. Three.
::As the fans continue to go wild and "If Ya Smell" plays in the background, we over hear Borash::
Jeremy Borash: Here is the winner of the match, the "People's Champion", The Rock!
::As The Rock has his arm raised by the official and the fans continue to cheer, we hear from the announce team:
Mike Tenay: It would appear as if The Big Show's interference on behalf of Scott Hall has back fired and instead cost Hall the match.
Jerry Lawler: You can bet anything Tenay, that Hall won't be too happy about this.
::Back in the ring, The Rock has climbed on top of the turnbuckles. And as we fade out to our first commercial break of the night, we fade out on a shot of The Rock as "If Ya Smell" continues to play in the background::
::Coming back from the commercial break, we see a black limousine parked outside the ILW Arena::
::We then go back inside to our announce team::
Mike Tenay: I can only assume that the limousine parked out front belongs to that of Vince McMahon.
Jerry Lawler: Oh boy! I have a bad feeling about this, Tenay. I hope we don't end up losing our jobs tonight or anything bad like that?
Mike Tenay: I don't think Vince would be do bold as to do something like that, King. But then again, stranger things have happened.
::With that being said, we once again go to Jeremy Borash as he makes the introductions for the next match::
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall. Currently making their way to the ring at this time, weighing in at a combined weight of 520 pounds. They hail from The Dark Carnival, the "Convykt" Detox and Hatchet, Freekshow! !
::The crowd responds with a mixture of boos and cheers as "Assassins" by ICP fills the arena, and Freekshow make their to the ring rocking j.W.o jerseys. Once inside the ring, the two wait for their opponents::
Jeremy Borash: And their opponents for this match up, weighing in at a combined weight of 705 pounds. Marc Magnus and The Big Show, the New World Order!
Again the fans react with a mixed greeting as the "n.W.o's Theme" plays and out walks the team of Marc Magnus and The Big Show. Both men are sporting n.Wo. t-shirts, as they head for the ring::
Freekshow(Detox/Hatchet) vs. n.W.o(Marc Magnus/The Big Show), Tag Team Match
Before Magnus and The Big Show can even enter the ring, at ringside Freekshow jumps them! Detox hits the ropes and flys over the top rope and takes Magnus down with a suicide dive! As The Big Show is distracted by Magnus being taken down, Hatchet climbs to the top turnbuckle, and when The Big Show looks his way, Hatchet nails him with a Moonsault! Detox and Hatchet are on their feet and a chant of ::"Holy Sh*t!" breaks out from the fans:: Detox and Hatchet quickly help Magnus up and roll him into the ring, then follow in after him, and the referee calls for the bell. Inside the ring, Detox and Hatchet take turns quick tagging in and out, as they beat up on and pick apart Magnus. The Big Show is slow to get back up, and when he finally manages to do so, Freekshow drops him with a double baseball slide, knocking The Big Show off of the ring apron and hitting the edge of it face-first. Back in the ring, Hatchet plants Magnus with the "X-Factor", and follows it up with the "Phatty Bomb"!, before tagging Detox back in. Detox helps Magnus up and nails him with "Str8 Outta Detroit"! Detox tags Hatchet back in and together they set Magnus up and connect with their finisher "Bang. Pow. Boom"! and Hatchet goes for the cover. One. Two. Three.
Jeremy Borash: Here are the winners of the match, Hatchet and Detox, Freekshow!
::After the match, as "Assassins" once again plays. Detox and Hatchet celebrate their win by shaking up and throwing bottles of Faygo out into the crowd. But their celebration is short-lived when The Big Show is finally back up on his feet and has entered the ring behind them. Detox and Hatchet turn around, not knowing he is there, and they get planted with a "Double Chokeslam" from The Big Show! The Big Show then yanks off his n.W.o. t-shirt, mock wipes his backside with it, and throws it down at Freekshow on the mat. Before exiting the ring and heading backstage as "Showtime" plays him out::
Jerry Lawler: Whoa! The Big Show is none too happy with what just transpired, Tenay. He just wiped his backside with the n.W.o t-shirt and walked out, after he laid Freekshow out!
Mike Tenay: Freekshow got what they had coming to them if you ask me, King. As for The Big Show's actions, I can't say as I blame the man. Although he might have gone about it in a better way? Folks, we've got to take a short commercial break and we'll be back after these messages.
::And on that note, we fade out to another commercial break::
::Coming back from the commercial break, the arena fills with "No Chance" and out walks Vince McMahon to a mixed pop from the fans::
::As McMahon continues to make his way to the ring, we over hear from our announce team::
Mike Tenay: Looks like I was right, King. The limo parked outside the arena does belong to Vince McMahon. And now he's once again out here tonight.
Jerry Lawler: Ooh. Tenay, I've got a bad feeling about this. Whatever you do, don't draw any attention to you or I. And we might survive tonight?
::We then go back to Vince McMahon, who is now in the ring with mic in hand::
Vince McMahon: I'm sure you are all wondering why I am here tonight. Well, I will tell you. After this Sunday's fiasco with the Rage In A Cage pay-per-view. It's come to my attention that a certain few have yet to live up to their expectations. So I want for those individuals to come out to this ring right here, right now. So Draven Williams, Myke Hawke, Christy Hemme, Dave Messiah and Bobby Lashley. Get your asses out here!
::With that being said, Williams, Hawke, Hemme, Messiah and Lashley all make their way down and into the ring where they join Vince McMahon. Once there, McMahon again gets on the mic::
Vince McMahon: First of all, I want to address you, Messiah. Consider yourself lucky that you showed up for your match here tonight. Because if you hadn't, you'd be out on your ass right now. Now get the hell out of my ring, and get ready for your match.
::Dave Messiah then exits the ring and heads backstage. Yet back in the ring, McMahon is far from being finished::
Vince McMahon: Now as for you Bobby Lashley, "The Boss". You're on very thin ice. The next Warfare will be your last, and I do mean last chance to improve. And f you fail to do so, then your ass will no longer be employed by Idaho League Wrestling. Get me? Now get the hell out of my ring and go prepare for your match.
::Once Bobby Lashley has exited the ring, McMahon turns his attention to the remaining three::
Vince McMahon: Now as for the remaining three of you, we've got something we need to talk about. First of all, Myke Hawke. Myke, I personally felt that you never gave a damn about this company. Why else would you go from being the "Confederate Icon" Chad Vargas to some gay pornographic star like Myke Hawke? Either way, I don't give a damn! You have made a mockery out of what my son has built up over these past ten plus years. And I'll be damned if you're going to do so any longer. So since you don't feel it necessary to show up for your matches. Then I find it no longer necessary to employ you. So Hawke, you're FIRED! Now get the hell out of this ring.
::As Hawke exits the ring, McMahon makes a motion to kick him in the backside, but refrains from doing so. And then proceeds with the remaining two superstars in the ring::
Vince McMahon: Then there's you, Christy Hemme. Christy, I have to admit when I had seen that you had re-signed with the ILW, I was glad. I know my son Shane was glad as well. But as time went on, you were less concerned with fulfilling your contract as a Diva for Idaho League Wrestling, and more with trying to get into my sons pants. And when my son Shane told you there would be nothing going on between the two of you. That's when things started to change, and not for the better. You not only caused problems and started a scene with the "Instant Classic" Christian Cage. But you also publicly humiliated my son Shane, and disrespected all that he has worked for by telling him to go screw himself! It's obvious all you were after was money and what you felt suited you at the time. Well guess what, Christy? You'll have plenty of time to find out what suit's you best, because you're... FIRED!
::Christy Hemme then runs from the ring, trying to hold back tears as she exits back behind the curtain. And back in the ring, McMahon turns his attention to the remaining superstar::
Vince McMahon: And then there was one. And trust me when I tell you all this, but I saved the best for last. Mr. Draven Williams, former ILW World Champion. So you decided to take a dump all over not only the legacy of Idaho League Wrestling and what it stands for. But your fellow co-workers, as well as the fans by not showing up this past Sunday to defend your title? You know it makes me sick to my stomach to think that my son Shane put so much faith into pieces of crap like you. If hadn't of been for my son Shane giving you the chance to be world champion, you'd be nothing! So seeing a show you obviously have no respect for this company, let alone yourself. You can your bags and hits the bricks Twilight boy, because you're FIRED!
::As Williams exits the ring a "Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Hey. Hey. Hey. Goodbye!" chant starts up. And we hear once again from Vince McMahon, after the former ILW World Champion has gone up the entrance way and stepped behind the curtain::
Vince McMahon: Let this serve as a warning to the remaining men and women in the back, and to those who may join in the future. You will not continue to be a part of this company nor get paid if you cannot full-fill your end of the bargain. Now let's get on with the rest of the show.
::As Vince McMahon exits the ring and "No Chance" once again plays him out, we take another quick commercial break::
::Coming back from the short break, we go backstage to hear from the new ILW World Champion, Johnny Nitro::
Johnny Nitro: You may all calm down now, for the "Every Night Delight". And your new ILW World Champion, Johnny Nitro is here. Now I was just chilling in my dressing room, with a couple of my lady "friends". When what does Johnny Nitro see before his eyes? Why Vince McMahon laying down the law, and firing a few no talent hacks while he was at it. And Johnny Nitro couldn't agree more with Mr. McMahon. Johnny Nitro thinks it's a travesty that he's been busting his hump for years to get a shot at the ILW World Championship. Meanwhile you've got some heartless punk that would rather play some homoerotic vampire games with all his little New Moon freaks, than defend what was his ILW World Championship title until this past Sunday. You're a disgrace, Draven Williams. Not only to this company and this title, but to yourself as well. Johnny Nitro for one, is glad you're no longer a part of the greatest company to have ever been. Now if you will excuse me, Johnny Nitro has some "entertaining" to get back to. As well as he'd like to see what happens next. Oh and in case you didn't know, Johnny Nitro's here to... Set The World On Fire!
::As Johnny Nitro walks off, obviously heading back to his dressing room. We fade back to ringside, where we see Jeremy Borash is set, and he makes the introductions for the next match::
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is a triple-threat elimination match up. Currently making his way to the ring at this time, he hails from Denver, Colordao. He is "The Boss" Bobby Lashley!
::"The Boss" receives a so-so pop from the fans, as "Bobby Lashley's Theme" hits, and Lashley makes his way down and into the ring::
Jeremy Borash: And introducing the next challenger in this match. He hails from Stone Mountain, Georgia. He is, Dave "The Degenerate" Messiah!.
::Messiah receives a better pop from the fans, than Lashley did. As some "Generic Rock Theme" plays and Messiah heads for the ring::
Jeremy Borash: And introducing the final challenger. He hails from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. He is "The Franchise", Shane Douglas!
::A huge pop is received from the fans who are on their feet. As "Perfect Strangers" hits and "The Franchise" Shane Douglas makes his presence felt::
Bobby Lashley vs. Dave Messiah vs. Shane Douglas, Triple-Threat/Elimination Match
With all three men in the ring, the referee calls for the bell and this match is under way. All three men seem to be sizing one another up, when they go to lock up. Douglas backs out at the last second, and it's Lashley and Messiah who lock up. Lashley over powers Messiah, and backs him into the corner. Lashley goes for the clean break, but Douglas drop kicks him from behind and both Lashley and Messiah have a meeting of the minds. Douglas then whips Lashley shoulder-first into the ring post between the middle and top turnbuckles, before hitting Lashley with a belly-to-back suplex. Douglas then tosses Lashley out of the ring over the top rope, and Lashley hits the arena floor hard. Back in the ring, a still somewhat dazed Messiah, almost meets the same fate. However, when Douglas goes for the belly-to-back suplex Messiah connects with back elbows to the sides of Douglas' head. And nails a picture perfect standing drop kick on "The Franchise". The two men the spend the next few minutes applying and reversing submission holds, and using classic mat wrestling. Before Messiah runs up the turnbuckles after being Irish whipped by Douglas, and hits "The Franchise" with a cross body block on the return. Messiah with the cover, but only gets a two count before Douglas kicks out! Messiah continues to wear down Douglas, before going for his "The Finishing Touch" finisher, but as he does so, Lashley re-enters the ring and spears Messiah! Douglas then hits Lashley with the "Pittsburgh Plunge"! and goes for the pin. One. Two. Three.
Jeremy Borash: Here is the winner of this match, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas.
::As Shane Douglas is having his arm raised in victory by the official, the lights go out. And when they come back on, Raven is standing over top of Douglas. Raven helps Douglas up off the ground, slaps him across the face and then plants him with the "Raven Effect DDT"!::
Mike Tenay: It's Raven! Raven has just attacked "The Franchise" Shane Douglas. Could this be payback from what transpired last week?
Jerry Lawler: It's clear to me Tenay, that Raven has gotten the last word for the time being. But I doubt this thing between Douglas and Raven is far from over with!
::Back in the ring as "Scream" fills the arena, Raven strikes his traditional pose!::
::And as he does so, we fade out to our last commercial break::
::Coming back from the commercial break, we once again hear from our announce team::
Mike Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, this is it. What we've been waiting all night for, the main event.
Jerry Lawler: Oh boy, Tenay! This should be a great match. Velvet Sky and Amy Dumas in the same ring, in action against one another. Oh boy!
Mike Tenay: This should certainly prove to be a great match up as you said, King.
::And with that, we go back to ringside as Jeremy Borash makes the announcements for the next match::
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen it is time for our Main Event. ::HUGE pop from the crowd:: Currently making her way to the ring. She hails from Waterbury, Connecticut. She is the challenger, Velvet Sky!
::The fans are on their feet, cheering and going wild as "The Beautiful People Remix" plays and out saunters the sultry Velvet Sky. Who takes her time, making her way down to the ring per her usual entrance::
Jeremy Borash: And her opponent for this match. She is the current reigning ILW Womens Champion. She hails from Fort Lauderdale, Florida. She is, Amy Dumas!
::Again the fans are on their feet, cheering as "Ht n' Cold" plays and out comes the ILW Womens Champion, Amy Dumas::
Velvet Sky vs. Amy Dumas(c), ILW Womens Title/Steel Cage Match(Main Event)
As Dumas makes her way to the ring, Sky doesn't waste any time and meets her halfway up the entrance way to the ring. They share some heated words, and finally Sky reaches back and slaps Dumas. Dumas is pissed! Taking off her title belt, she goes after Sky. At ringside, Dumas pummels Velvet with stiff rights, before Irish whipping her back-first into the steel cage. Dumas then puts the boots to her, before rolling Sky into the ring. Dumas rolls in after her, and Sky pounces on her, connecting with hard rights of her own, before putting the boots to her. The referee calls for the bell, and the steel cage door is closed. Inside the ring, Sky continues to kick, punch, and even nail Dumas with a few elbows. Before picking her up, and slamming her back down to the mat face-first by a hand full of hair. Sky then plays to the crowd, wiggling her fingers, to get rid of the hair she's ripped from Dumas' head. Sky continues to kick and stomp away at Dumas, even screaming at the defending ILW Womens Champion. Sky then climbs on top of Dumas, and starts to choke her. Before pulling her up off the canvas and whipping her into the steel cage. Sky then proceeds to mash Amy's face into the unforgiving steel mesh, cutting Dumas open. A bloody Dumas turns the tables however, when Sky whips her into the corner and goes for the follow up clothesline. Dumas ducks out of the corner, and nails Sky with a spinning heel kick, followed up by a monkey flip out of the corner. As Sky is half-sitting, holding her back in pain. Dumas nails her with a baseball slide. The two women battle back and forth, with a couple of near falls, until they're both bloody. As Sky climbs the cage to escape, Dumas nails her with a "Amycanranna" off the side of the steel cage, and follows it up with the "Twist of Fate" in the middle of the ring. Dumas then climbs to the very top of the steel cage, rips her shirt off. Then throws it to the crowd, before leaping off and nailing Sky with a "Moonsault"! Amy then covers Sky, by laying across her limp body. And the referee's there to make the count. One. Two. Three.
Jeremy Borash: Here is the winner of the match and still ILW Womens Champion, Amy Dumas!
::As the official helps Dumas to her feet, she holds her arm up to the crowd, which is going wild! And as "Hot n' Cld" plays in the background, and the fans cheer. We hear from our announce team::
Jerry Lawler: Oh my goodness! I hope they're both alright! Wow, what a great main event this turned out to be, Tenay.
Mike Tenay: I couldn't agree with you more, King. Dumas and Sky both showed they have what it takes to not only put on one hell of a great match, but that a Steel Cage match for the womens championship, makes for a great main event. I applaud them both. Ladies and gentlemen, that's all we have time for this week. Be sure and join us in two weeks for Wednesday Night Warfare. For Jerry "The King" Lawler, myself, and everyone at Idaho League Wrestling. Thanks for tuning in this week. God night and god bless.
::And on that note, Wednesday Night Warfare officially comes to an end::
