January 13th 2010 Warefare Results
::It's Nine o'clock and the show starts off with the usual pre-show video featuring the various ILW Superstars and Divas accompanied by Wednesday Night Warfares theme "Destiny" by Leaves' Eyes. As the video ends, we fade into a live shot inside the famous ILW Arena. With pyrotechnics going off around the entrance way, we see that the arena is set up like the inside of a circus tent. And as "Circus Music" fills the arena, the fans react with a mixed response as tonight's special guest host Doink The Clown makes his way out. As Doink makes his way down to the ring, he throws buckets of confetti at the fans, making them think it's filled with water. He also does a few magic tricks, before finally entering the ring. Where he takes a mic and speaks::
Doink: Well hello there boys and girls. Hehe. It's your favorite, happy go luck and sometimes dark and mysterious clown, Doink! Haha. And it's an honor for me to be here tonight. Hoo hoo. Vince McMahon was kind enough to allow me to host tonight's Wednesday Night Warfare. And I will do my best to impress not only Mr. McMahon, but you the ILW fans as well. Hehe. Now tonight is all about change, or so Mr. McMahon said. Haha. And I have the special duty of drawing the names for tonight's matches. But there's one little boy in particular who has made an impression on me. And I've decided to give him what he's asked for. Hoo hoo. Desmond Wolfe will indeed get his Steel Cage match up tonight, when he goes one on one with Eric Young in tonight's main event. Haha. So without further adue, I will proceed to draw the first name.
::Doink then reaches into a bag, pulls out a plastic egg, opens it, smiles, looks at it again, and then giggles before reading it::
Doink: Oh my! Hehe. Looks as if the first contestant for tonight will be the ILW Womens Champion, Amy Dumas. And her opponent will be...
::Doink then reaches into the bag again, pulls out another plastic egg. Which he then opens, looks at the name inside and reads it aloud::
Doink: Oh dear. Oh dear. This isn't good at all. Amy's opponent will be... Scott Hall! So let's not wait any further and get this show started. Hoo hoo.
::With that, Doink does a cartwheel before exiting the ring and skipping up the entrance way as "Circus Music" once again fills the arena. And we cut to a shot of our ring announcer, Jeremy Borash as he makes the introductions::
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your opening contest of the evening. This match is scheduled for one fall. Currently making her way to the ring at this time. She is the current reigning ILW Womens Champion, by way of Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. She is... Amy Dumas!
::The fans are on their feet and cheering, as "Hot n' Cold" plays and Amy Dumas runs out from the back. Stops atop the entrance way, gives a salute to the fans and then runs down to ringside, slapping hands with the fans along the way. Before finally entering the ring, and posing with the ILW Womens Championship belt::
Jeremy Borash: And her opponent, making his way to the ring at this time. He is a member of the New World Order, by way of Hollywood, Florida. He is... Scott Hall!
::The fans are still on their feet cheering and booing both as Scott Hall makes his way out and down into the ring as the "nWo's Theme" plays him in. Once inside the ring, Hall takes the mic from Borash and ushers him out of the ring::
Scott Hall: Hey yo! ::Nice pop from the crowd:: It's once again time for a survey. So here goes. Is everyone here to see Idaho League Wrestling? ::Big pop:: Okay. Not bad. Is everyone here to see Vince McMahon? ::HUGE chorus of boos:: Nice. That's what I like to hear. Or is everyone here to see the n.W.o? ::The crowd erupts:: ::Haha. That's what I thought. Chalk another one up for... Da' Bad Guy. Now before this match gets started here tonight, I just have one thing to say. Amy, I've got a lot of respect for you. But this isn't going to end the way you'd like it too, chica.
::Hall then hands the mic to Borash at ringside. Back in the ring, the referee tells the two contestants to keep it clean and fair, then calls for the bell. And our first match of the night is under way::
Amy Dumas vs. Scott Hall, Singles Match
They move in towards one another, Hall goes for the lock up. But Dumas ducks underneath, gets behind Hall and Dumas slaps the back of Hall's head. Hall turns around and charges at Dumas, who drops Hall with a drop toe hold. And puts the boots to Halls back as he's on the mat. Hall is back up, and Dumas goes for a kick to the mid section, but Hall grabs her foot and starts smacking her around. Dumas counters with a flipping kick and they both go down. Hall quickly gets back up, and Dumas goes for the irish whip, but Hall reverses it, and sends Dumas into the corner. Amy runs up the turnbuckles and hits the "Whisper in the Wind" off the top turnbuckle on Hall, and they're both down. Dumas is slow to get on her feet. Dumas moves in on Hall, and Hall connects with an elbow to the head that drops Dumas to the canvas. Hall helps her up, whips her into the ropes, goes for a clothesline and Dumas ducks underneath it, goes for a cross body block off the ropes, but Hall catches her and plants her with the fall away slam! Hall with the cover. One. Two. And Dumas is able to kick out! Hall argues with the official, claiming he made a slow count. Dumas with the roll up from behind. One. Two. And Hall barely kicks out before a three count can be registered! Hall gets up and shoves the referee, who shoves him right back, and Dumas with a school boy on Hall. One. Two. And again Hall barely kicks out before the three count! Hall exits the ring to catch his breath, and the referee tells him to get back in. Hall shrugs it off and walks around the ring as the referee starts the count. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Hall mocks the referee as the count continues. Six. Seven. Eight. Hall goes to get back into the ring, and as he's pulling himself up onto the apron, Dumas connects with a dropkick that sends Hall staggering to the arena floor below. Hall is still up, until Dumas jumps over the ropes and takes Hall down to the floor. Amy then bounces Halls head off the ring steps, as the referee yells at them to get back in the ring. Dumas helps him to his feet and rolls him back into the ring before following him in. Back in the ring, Dumas hits Hall with a double leg drop. Dumas gets Hall back up on his feet and connects with a few stiff rights. Hall then counters and nails her with some hard elbows to the side of the head, before clubbing her on her back. And Amy is down on all fours. Hall gets her up, backs her into the corner, and then whips her out. Charging in after her and catching Dumas with a clothesline in the corner. Hall does it again and Amy is on the ropes, hurting. The fans start up a "Amy" chant! Hall smacks Dumas around a little bit, she fights back, connecting with an elbow to the gut, before Hall fires back and levels her with a spinning hard right that takes Duma down to the mat. The referee gets in Halls face, and Hall eggs him to bring it on. Hall puts Dumas in a submission, and yanks her head back by pulling on her hair. The referee tells Hall to stop, who does for a second or two, then goes right back to doing it. The referee yells at Hall to get off the hair, which he does, before he starts smacking Amy around in the back of the head. Hall then puts the boots to Amy after he's back up. Hall plays to the crowd, before going for the cover. One. Two. And Dumas kicks out! Hall yanks Amy up to her feet by the hair, slaps her around a bit. Dumas fights back, and Hall shoves her off, sending her crashing into the referee. The official and Dumas are both down! Hall takes this moment to play to the crowd, before going into his trunks and pulling out a pair of brass knuckles. Hall then gets Amy onto her feet, she's wobbly. Hall does his little framing thing, before going to hit her with the brass knuckles. But Dumas ducks, kicks Hall right in the grapefruits, and nails him with the "Twist of Fate"! The crowd is going wild as Dumas rips off her top, throws it out to the crowd. Climbs to the top turnbuckle and connects on Hall with a picture-perfect "Moonsault"! Amy then goes for the pin, and the referee is right there to make the count. One. Two. Three.
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen the winner of this match, Amy Dumas.
::As Dumas gets her hand raised in victory by the official and Jeremy Borash makes the announcement, we over hear our announce team::
Mike Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, Amy Dumas has just done what seemed impossible. She has just defeated Scott Hall in a singles match!
Jerry Lawler: I can't believe it, Tenay! I'm in complete shock. Hall had the match pretty much won and he threw it away by trying to cheat. Way to go Amy.
Mike Tenay: Well I guess the old saying holds true here tonight, King. At least in Halls case, and that is that cheaters never prosper!
::Back in the ring, as "Hot n' Cold" once again plays. Dumas poses for the fans holding up the ILW Womens Championship title::
::And we fade out to our first commercial break of the night::
::Coming back from the commercial break, we go backstage to see ILW Diva Velvet Sky standing by::
Velvet Sky: So everyone wants to know why Velvet? Why? In relation to what I did to Christy Hemme last week on Warfare. Simply, because someone needed to put that b*tch in her place. I am so sick and tired of skanks like her, that are a dime a dozen, waltzing into this place and acting like they own it. By sucking up, and other things to the Owner, General Manager, Management, and so on to try and get what they want. Hemme, you may play it off that you're all sweet and innocent, but I know the truth. and that is why I beat your ass last week with a steel chair. And I would be more than happy to do so again. So you had better watch your back, missy or else. And speaking of people who should watch their backs, I want to congratulate Amy on winning her match against Scott Hall just a few minutes ago. But you won't be able to pull on me what you did against Hall out there. And when the time comes, and it will be here sooner than you think. I'm going to take that ILW Womens Championship from you. And once again take my rightful place as ILW Womens Champion. You can count on that! Because I'm real. And Velvet Sky is... The Real Deal! Now if you will excuse me, I have a business matter to attend to.
::Sky then waves goodbye to the camera, gives a little knock on the door she's standing outside of, and then enters, closing it behind her, revealing that it's door to General Manager Eric Bischoff office. And we go back to a shot of our announce team::
Mike Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is yet another record breaking and sold out night for Idaho League Wrestling. We want to thank all the fans here in attendance, watching at home via t.v. and our internet broadcast, as well as around the world for once again making ILW the top rated show in it's time slot. Which wouldn't be possible without any of you.
Jerry Lawler: You can say that again, Tenay. And speaking of Idaho League Wrestling, have you been able to get to the bottom of this whole Vince McMahon now owning ILW situation?
Mike Tenay: Sadly I have not, King. But you and the great fans of the ILW can rest assured that I will get to the bottom of this, no matter what. And on that note, let's take a look back at what took place last week.
::We then see a video segment that shows Vince McMahon coming to the ring during last weeks Wednesday Night Warfare and announcing that he was now Owner of the ILW, and that changes would be in store for the promotion. As the segment ends, we go backstage to see tonight's special guest host Doink the Clown standing by::
Doink: Heya boys n girls! Hehe. Doink the Clown here, letting you all know that it's time for another match. So let me go ahead and reach into my sack of goodies here. Haha. And see what the night has in store for us all next. Hoo hoo.
::Doink then reaches into the bag, pulls out one egg and then another. He opens up the first one, and then the second. And a smile spreads across his face as he announces the next match::
Doink: Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! This should be a great one. And speaking of which, the next match will be The Rock versus The Big Show in a singles match. Hehe. And while we're at it, let's see what the match up after that will be.
::Doink then reaches into the bag again, pulls out another two eggs, opens them and then announces::
Doink: Johnny Nitro versus... Oh boy! This should be a good one. Nitro will be facing a special mystery opponent. Hoo hoo. And to make it extra special, it's going to be a ladder match. Haha. Good luck to you all. You're going to need it, since they'll be watching. Hehe. Haha.
::Doink then skips his way out of frame and we go back to ringside as Jeremy Borash makes the introductions for the next match::
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen it is time for our second match of the evening, and it's scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring at this time, he hails from Miami, Florida. He is "The People's Champion", The Rock.
::The fans ae on the feet and going wild as The Rock makes his way out from the back as "If Ya Smell" echoes through the arena. Once The Rock is inside the ring and waiting, Borash announces his opponent::
Jeremy Borash: And his opponent for this match. He hails from Tampa, Florida as is a part of the New World Order. He is, The Big Show.
The "nWo's Theme" fills the arena for a second time tonight, as does a mixed reception for Big Show from the fans as he makes his way down and into the ring::
The Rock vs. The Big Show, Singles Match
As soon as Big Show steps over the top rope, he charges at The Rock, going for a clubbing swing. That The Rock ducks and fires away with stiff rights of his own, rocking Big Show and the referee calls for the bell signaling the start of the match. The Rock continues to fire away with rights, before taking Big Show and smashing him head-first into the top turnbuckle. The Rock then runs Big Show into the opposite turnbuckle and bashes him head-first into that one as well. They move out into the middle of the ring, where The Rock eggs Big Show on and hits a few more times for good measure before coming off the ropes. Big show catches The Rock, but he slips out, dropping down behind Big Show, hits with a side russian leg sweep and goes for the pin hooking the leg. One. Two. Big Show kicks out with force! They're both back on their feet, but Rock's quicker and hits three stiff rights backing Big Show into the ropes. Rock with an irish whip that Big Show reverses, sending Rock into the ropes. Big Show with a clothesline attempt that Rock ducks under, and Show nails him with a flying forearm smash on the return. Big show with the pin. One. Two. And The Rock kicks out! Show is up and brings The Rock with him, backs him into the corner and connects with two vicious open handed slaps to The Rock's chest, before taking him to the middle of the ring and hitting him with a huge head butt. Big Show helps Rock up just enough to nail him with a clubbing fist to the back and The Rock is down. Big Show helps Rock up again, and this time hits a elbow on Rock's back. ::A chant of "Rocky!, Rocky! Rocky!" breaks out from the fans::, and The Rock fights back connecting with three stiff rights. Only to have Show counter with one of his own and Rock hits the mat. Show drags The Rock to his feet, wraps his big hands around The Rocks neck and throws him back-first into the corner. Big Show follows it up with a big boot choke in the corner. The referee warns Show and gets to a count of four before he breaks the hold. Big Show gets in two kicks to the mid-section, before The Rock fires back with more stiff rights, backing Show into the ropes. Rock with another irish whip, which Show reverses, sends Rock into the ropes and levels him with a big boot to the face on the return. Big Shw helps Rock up, whips him into the ropes and puts him into a bear hug. Rocks fights out, hits the ropes and Show plants him with a huge sidewalk slam! Show with the pin, hooking the leg. One. Two. The Rock kicks out! Big Show growing furious gets in the referees face, which proves to be his down fall. The Rock gets back to his feet, lays into Show with his trademark punches, spit into the hand, and connect with the last punch. Before dropping Big Show with a ddt. Which he then sets Big Show up for his finisher, playing to the crowd. And finally nailing Big Show with "The Peoples Elbow"! Pins Show and the referee makes the count. One. Two. Three.
Jeremy Borash: And here is your winner of the match, "The Peoples Champion", The Rock.
::After the match, as The Rock has his arm raised in victory and "If Ya Smell" once again fills the arena. And as The Rock poses for the fans, we go elsewhere to see ILW CEO Shane McMahon and Christy Hemme together, as they're out for a night on the town::
::OOC::Pretend That's Shane McMahon In The Photo With Christy Hemme::END OOC::
::As the two continue to walk and talk, we listen in::
Shane McMahon: Christy. Look, we need to talk.
Christy Hemme: About, Shane my dear?
Shane McMahon: About us. I mean, there is no us. Look. Christy, I think you're a really great girl. I like hanging out with you and doing fun stuff. But, this isn't going to go anywhere. I love my wife and my child too much to screw it all up. I'm a loyal, faithful, and honest husband as well as father. And to tell you the truth, Christy. There's nothing between us. And this isn't going anywhere. Other than us just being friends. But in all honesty, I think we shouldn't spend so much time hanging out together. People might start getting the wrong idea about us. So why don't you go ahead and have the limo driver take you wherever you'd like. As for me, I'm going to take a little walk and think about a few things.
::And before Hemme can say anything in reply, Shane walks off down the sidewalk and we fade out to another commercial break::
::Coming back from the commercial break, we go right into our next match of the evening::
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen it is time for our next match up of the evening. And it is a Ladder Match. Making his way to the ring at this time, hailing from Los Angelese, California. He is, Johnny Nitro.
::As "Victim" by 18 Visions plays, the fans are on their feet cheering as Nitro makes his way down to the ring::
Jeremy Borash: And his opponent, making his way to the ring at this time. Hailing from Fairfax, Virginia. He is... Joey Matthews.
::The crowd responds with a nice pop as Joey Matthews heads for the ring::
Johnny Nitro vs. Joey Matthews, Ladder Match
With both men now in the ring, the official calls for the bell and we're under way. Matthews talks a little smack to Nitro, and the two men circle one another. They move in and lock up. Matthews gets the upper hand, backs Nitro into the corner and goes for a big stiff right. However, Nitro makes it out of the corner and Matthews commits, only to have Nitro clock him when he turns around and Matthews hits the mat. Matthews rolls out of the ring, and when he sees Nitro going for the ladder quickly cuts him off and re-enters the ring. They square off again in the center of the ring, as they go to lock up Matthews connects with a boot to Nitro's gut. Matthews backs Nitro against the ropes and nails a european upper cut. Then hits a big stiff right and Nitro is down on his knees. Matthews helps him up and nails him with another european upper cut. Nitro is backed into the corner and Matthews follows up with a stiff right to the mid-section and then the head of Nitro. Matthews continues to pound away, until Nitro finally manages to fight back and connects with a wicked right of his own. Nitro makes his way out of the corner, hitting rights and kicks of his own to the gut of Matthews. Nitro's in control as he exits the ring, and brings the ladder inside. As he's setting it up, Matthews gets up and drop kicks the ladder intro Nitro's face. Nitro holds his mouth, reeling in pain as Matthews plants him with a ddt! Matthews then sets up the ladder, and begins to climb it. However, Nitro gets back to his feet and goes after Matthews. The two are on opposite sides of the ladder, brawling it out. Matthews slams Nitro face-first on to the top of the ladder and goes for his "Super Frankensteiner" finisher, but Nitro blocks it. And instead powerbombs Matthews off of the ladder, climbs it, and nails Matthews with "The Snapshot" of the top! Nitro with the pin, as the fans are on their feet. One. Two. Three.
Jeremy Borash: Here is the winner of this match, Johnny Nitro.
::After the match, as the fans cheer and Nitro gets his arm raised in victory. Nitro helps Matthews to his feet and offers his hand to his former tag team partner. Matthews looks down at it, looks back up at Nitro and then spits in his face before exiting the ring to boos and jeers from the crowd as we fade out to a commercial break::
::Coming back from the commercial break, we see what just took place prior to the break with the last match and the after math, before once again going to our announce team::
Jerry Lawler: Can you believe it, Tenay? Joey Matthews was the mystery opponent Nitro just faced. And after the match as a sign of respect, Nitro offered Matthews his hand. Which Matthews ignored and then spit in the face of Nitro.
Mike Tenay: Hard to believe that a once great tag team and best friends, could end on such a sour note.
Jerry Lawler: True that, Tenay. True that.
Mike Tenay: King, I'm being told that during the commercial break. Our special guest host for tonight, has drawn the next two names who will face off tonight. So let's go to Jeremy Borash, who's standing by in the ring.
::With that being said, we go back to ringside as Jeremy Borash makes the announcement for the next match::
Jeremy Borash: Ladies and gentlemen it is time for our next match of the night. Making his way to the ring at this time. He hails from The Bowery. This is Raven.
::As "Ravens Theme" plays, the fans greet him with a mixed reaction when he makes his presence known::
Jeremy Borash: And his opponent for this match. He is a former ILW World Champion. He hails from New York City, New York. He is, Chris Legend.
::As Raven sits in the corner, waiting. "Enter Sandman" fills the arena and the fans go wild as Chris Legend makes his long awaited ILW return::
Raven vs. Chris Legend, Singles Match
After the referee has called for the bell, both men move in toward one another at the center. And as they go to lock up, the lights in the arena go out! And when they come back on "The Game" Triple H is inside the ring, standing behind Raven. Legend sees this and takes a step back, as Raven turns and gets nailed in the mid-section by Triple H's trusty sledgehammer. As Raven drops to one knee, Triple H sets him up for "The Pedigree"!, only to have Freekshow storm the ring and jump him from behind. Triple H puts up a valiant effort, but the numbers game works against him and the trio get the better of "The Game". Detox, Hatchet, and Raven then reveal they're all wearing j.W.o. shirts and drape a j.W.o. flag over Triple H in the ring. Meanwhile, we over hear Mike Tenay.
Mike Tenay: This is disgraceful! Triple H was finally going to be able to get back at Raven for what he did last week, but no! Ravens cronies had to jump "The Game" and the numbers game, as usual, won out. And now they're forming the j.W.o.? The Juggalo World Order?!
::As Tenay blubbers on, we learn from Jeremy Borash that the match was ruled a no contest, and we fade out to our last commercial break of the evening::
::After the commercial break, we come back to our Main Event of the night::
::“Oh Canada” hits and Eric Young comes onto the stage. He is draped in the Canadian flag and he looks around at the audience, smiling. They cheer him on and chant “ERIC! ERIC! ERIC! ERIC!” Young smiles even broader than before as he waves to the ILW faithful and walks to the ring. The chants turn to “WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK!” Once in the ring, Young parades around with the Canadian flag open for all to see and admire. He then takes the flag and carefully hands it to the ring announcer::
::“You’re Going Down” by the Sick Puppies hits the airwaves and the cheers from the crowd suddenly turn to massive boos. We see Desmond Wolfe then come onto the stage with his Union Jack jacket on and with the British flag draped over his head like a towel. He looks around at the crowd and pops up his patented two-finger sign. He then walks to the ring, staring down Eric Young. Once at the ring, he jumps in and rips the flag off his head. He hands it to the ring announcer and talks some trash to Eric Young as he points at him. Wolfe then unzips his jacket and stands with his arms out, waiting until the referee takes it off for him. He then hands the ref his sunglasses and tells him to take care of his stuff::
Eric Young vs. Desmond Wolfe, Main Event(Steel Cage Match)
Wolfe and Young stare each other down for a long time. Young has a cocky smile and Wolfe has a ravenous, murderous look to him. They both start up with a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Wolfe hits a headlock takedown and Young shoots up to give Wolfe a dirty look. They tie up again and the same results come of it. Young smacks the mat in frustration as Wolfe looks to be gaining confidence. They go to tie up again but Young kicks Wolfe in the gut. He hits a couple clubbing forearm blows to the bent-over Wolfe’s back before running against the ropes and hitting a swinging neckbreaker. He goes for the early cover and gets a 1. Young sits Wolfe up, runs against the ropes, and kicks Wolfe right on the spine. Wolfe howls in agony and lets out a couple curse words. Young picks up Wolfe and throws him back, first over the top-rope and into the cage wall.
Mike Tenay: OH MY LORD! The steel cage has already come into play!
Wolfe collapses in pain and Young poses for the crowd that cheers him on. He then goes and picks up Desmond Wolfe and whips him into the corner. Young charges after him and gets met with boots to the face. Wolfe then grabs Young’s head and slams him face-first into the cage wall. Young staggers back, holding his face, and Wolfe scores with a schoolboy roll-up. 1…2…kick-out! While Young is on his stomach, Wolfe hits some vicious knees to the crown of his head and then locks in a front-face lock. The fans boo him as he talks trash back to them. It takes Young a while, but EY forces the move into a standing position, punches Desmond in the gut a few times, and then hits a bridging Northern Lights Suplex! 1…2…and Desmond powerfully kicks out! The two meet up on their feet and EY hits a deep arm drag takedown. They’re both up again and EY hits another one! They’re up yet again and Desmond Wolfe counters the arm drag into one of his own! Only with Wolfe, he locks in an arm-bar with his knee in EY’s back! Young reaches for the ropes in desperation, then tries breaking Wolfe’s lock with punches to his hands and then knees to the face. Wolfe staggers back on his feet as Young jumps up, rushes at him, and jumps on him for a monkey-flip that makes Desmond hit on his back, stand up, and go flying face-first into the steel cage! He staggers back and Young hits a clothesline to the back and shoulder region of “The Lone Wolfe”. Wolfe drops on his face and EY quickly runs against the ropes and drops a knee into the back of Desmond’s head. Desmond rolls around in pain before EY goes to the top rope and jumps off with an elbow drop that connects to Wolfe’s chest. EY then gets up and starts to scale the cage wall. He’s almost there before Wolfe pops back up and looks like Spiderman climbing the cage! He nails Eric Young with a few clubbing blows to the back before grabbing his tights and pulling him down into the ring!
Jerry Lawler: There he goes! Sent down about 10 feet into the center of the ring on his back!
Mike Tenay: I know that ring is padded, but when you’re falling from 10 feet up, it still hurts like you would not believe!
Jerry Lawler: I know that for a fact! I’ve done it!
Wolfe walks over to EY, who is spread-eagle in the middle of the ring, and drops a hard fist drop right to the head. He sits EY up and kicks him directly in the spine with full force. EY cringes and Wolfe does it again. He does it again, only this time, kicks him in the chest with the opposite foot and Eric Young is forced to a laying position again, holding his back. Wolfe picks Eric Young up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Wolfe then runs to the opposite turnbuckle, does his trademark jump off the middle rope, and runs in to EY with a back elbow to the face! He whips Young into the other turnbuckle, jumps off the opposite middle rope, and runs in with another back elbow to the face! Young staggers out and Wolfe grabs his face, smacking it into the cage wall and raking it across with a new-found ferocity! Eric Young’s nose is bleeding as he backs up. Wolfe grabs him like he’s going to back suplex him, but rather sits him on the second turnbuckle with his chest to the top one. Wolfe then pulls his head out so he’s hanging there and then kicks him in the spine and drops him with a hard clothesline, slamming Young down!
Mike Tenay: We’ve seen that move before!
Jerry Lawler: Vintage Desmond Wolfe!
Wolfe drags Young to the center of the ring and goes for a cover. 1…2…no! Young gets the shoulder up. He rolls onto his stomach and Wolfe sees this as a good time to lock in the London Dungeon! He goes for it but Young uses his arm strength to whip Desmond face-first into the cage wall. Desmond staggers back and EY hits the roll-up! 1…2…no! Wolfe kicked out and stood up. Young’s up on his feet now as well. The two have a slug-fest in the center of the ring until Young kicks Wolfe a couple good times in the gut and then goes for his trademark Piledriver! He goes to lift Wolfe up, but Desmond drops to his knees and hits a low-blow on Young!
Mike Tenay: That dirty so-in-so! What a down-right dirty move!
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but it’s always effective. AND a “Cage” match is no-DQ, so there’s not a damn thing the ref can say or do about it!
Wolfe scores with a small-package for a 1…2…and a kick-out at the last second! Wolfe stands Young up and twists his arm, bends him over, and hits the Divorce Court! He goes for a cover again for a 1…2…and nothing! He then walks over to the corner and rips off the turnbuckle pad. The ref reprimands Wolfe for it, but Desmond just shoves the referee away onto his ass. Young starts to stagger up and Wolfe ricochets off the ropes and hits a decapitating lariat! He pins Young for a 1…2…and barely a kick-out! Wolfe is visibly pissed now as he lifts up EY. He goes to whip him into the exposed turnbuckle and Young reverses it, throwing Wolfe into the exposed steel with all his might! Young collapses and so does the pained Desmond Wolfe. Wolfe kicks his feet in agony as he lays on his face, cursing to the mat. Young stands up and drops a knee to the back of Wolfe’s head. He then stands Desmond Wolfe up, drapes him on his shoulders, and spins around, showing that he’s about to hit the Death Valley Driver! Wolfe starts elbowing Young in the side of the head and then rakes his eyes, dropping onto his feet behind Eric Young.
Mike Tenay: Yet another damn shortcut by Desmond Wolfe!
Wolfe clubs Young in the back and then whips him into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Wolfe hits a hard lariat in the corner, then lifts EY onto the turnbuckle, drags him out, and hits the Tower of London!
Jerry Lawler: Goodnight, sweet prince! That’s all she wrote for Eric Young!
The fans are collectively booing as Desmond Wolfe takes his sweet old time going to the opposite cage wall from Eric Young, whose nose is bleeding all over the mat. Wolfe then takes his time climbing the cage wall at his leisure and then stepping over the top. As he starts to descend the outside of the cage, EY sits up on his hands and knees and puts out a desperate hand to say “NO!” Wolfe then drops to the outside with both feet touching the floor and the bell sounds.
::Before Wolfe can even celebrate, he's having to defend himself as Lance Storm rushes to ringside and jumps him from behind. Wolfe tries to fight back and hit Storm with a lariat, but Storm avoids it and nails Wolfe with a super kick instead! And as Security gets in between the two men, we over hear Mike Tenay::
Mike Tenay: Thank you all for tuning in tonight. Unfortunately we're out of time. We'll keep you updated on the after math on ILW.com. Be sure and join us here live next week for Wednesday Night Warfare. For Jerry Lawler and myself, good night and god bless.
